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tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
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GET IN THE POKEBALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
ancient trainer proverb (via feluriaan)
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okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

(Source: okaymad)

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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass)

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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(Source: mlb)

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twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

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tetsuoatehimbread:

*draws*
wow i cant draw
*keeps drawing*

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sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

(Source: hargashouseofribs)